SantinES
(Source: darkdean)
- Teacher:Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me:LOKI?
- Teacher:Pardon?
- Me:The God of Mischief.
- Teacher:...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me:I don't have it.
- Teacher:What?
- Me:I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher:Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me:Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher:Hey, watch your tone-
- Me:WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher:Okay, I think you need to-
- Me:How's your coffee?
- Teacher:What?
- Me:You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher:I don't-
- Me:There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher:What-
- Me:I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher:Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me:LOKI'D.
- Teacher:Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me:NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher:Preferably several someones?
- Me:I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher:Restrain her.
- Me:*being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher:What even.
- Friend:You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
